Product main image

I Will Find You. I Will Honk You. Tactical Goose Tank

$29.99
Sizes: XS
Colors: White
Quantity
30 days return policy.
  • Visa card accepted
  • Mastercard accepted
  • American Express accepted
  • Diners Club accepted
  • Apple Pay accepted
  • Google Pay accepted
About the product

The nest has been breached.

That was their first mistake.

We all know that one exceptionally motivated goose with a very particular set of capabilities. He has trained for this. He has prepared for this. And he has absolutely no intention of letting the trail go cold.

A Very Particular Set of Honks takes the familiar lone-operator rescue narrative and runs it through the OPMODE system: mission focus, relentless pursuit, tactical fitness, and a deeply personal commitment to perimeter security.

This is for the lifters, ruckers, range regulars, and hard-training degenerates.

He will find you. He will honk you. The nest will remain secure.

Product features

- Lightweight 4.2 oz jersey for cool, breathable wear

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solids; blends vary by color

- Side seams and self-fabric binding for lasting shape

- Retail fit with tear-away label; runs true to size

- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability standards

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Self fabric binding

Self fabric binding

Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions