Today, I Am a Serious Goose Tank
Today is different.
Today, discipline will be maintained. Standards will be enforced. The mission will be completed. Today, you are a serious goose.
Featuring OPMODE’s fully committed tactical goose in vintage military-merch style, this tank was designed for hard training, questionable morale, and people capable of taking the mission seriously without taking themselves too seriously.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers/triblends)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with retail fit and true-to-size sizing
- Side seams for shape retention and self-fabric binding at edges
- Tear-away label and adult sizing; meets flammability requirements
- Made in Nicaragua; color-dependent fiber blends (see listing for specifics)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Self fabric binding
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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